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Kinja'd!!! "Ci@CI, the disciple of Bangle" (ciatci)
11/07/2014 at 01:11 • Filed to: None

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Why buy a BMW 328i when you can buy a shipping container full of Japanese Giant Hornets?


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Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Ci@CI, the disciple of Bangle
11/07/2014 at 01:16

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How about nope...

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Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > Ci@CI, the disciple of Bangle
11/07/2014 at 01:17

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A hornet landed on my arm once. I looked at it; it looked at me, and then I ran away, flailing my arms and screaming like the adolescent boy I was. Somehow, I didn't get stung.

As it turns out, I was actually rather wise in deciding to make with the cowardice and flee at great speed; that hornet was but the first of an entire nest, that we'd managed to disturb by playing in some bushes. I dived into my tent, closed it up, and played Pokemon on my Game Boy until the buzzing stopped.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Ci@CI, the disciple of Bangle
11/07/2014 at 01:17

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Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > Ci@CI, the disciple of Bangle
11/07/2014 at 01:20

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Fun fact: I have been stung by 7 bees at the same time on the same leg.


Kinja'd!!! Ci@CI, the disciple of Bangle > Dsscats
11/07/2014 at 01:21

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That's not a fun fact.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Ci@CI, the disciple of Bangle
11/07/2014 at 01:24

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Let's be clear - the Hornet was never Japanese:

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Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Ci@CI, the disciple of Bangle
11/07/2014 at 01:35

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I'm tempted to set my computer on fire to cleanse it of this picture.


Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Ci@CI, the disciple of Bangle
11/07/2014 at 01:44

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The biologist in me wants to dissect.


Kinja'd!!! orcim > Ci@CI, the disciple of Bangle
11/07/2014 at 01:59

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suzumebachi (   ? , literally "giant sparrow bee"

Giant Sparrow Bee? Oh my god.

I'm really liking the stinger sporting out the back with no retraction. Kinda like an authentic hood scoop at the stop light - 'don't race me.'


Kinja'd!!! NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Ci@CI, the disciple of Bangle
11/07/2014 at 03:26

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Why buy a BMW 328i when you can buy a shipping container full of Japanese Giant Hornets?

It's this sort of important question that we don't get from the mainstream media.


Kinja'd!!! NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
11/07/2014 at 03:27

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I think I speak for the community when I say, "please do."


Kinja'd!!! Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Steve in Manhattan
11/07/2014 at 07:35

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Sorry, it was.

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Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dsscats
11/07/2014 at 09:07

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I recommend asian centipedes. 5" long, and they bite repeatedly so you get the same results with fewer of them!


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
11/07/2014 at 11:27

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That looks more like me playing Gran Tourismo than real life. Ouch.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
11/07/2014 at 11:32

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The best part? The driver hopped out and was totally fine. His brakes stopped working at 150+mphs and, from the in-car video, it didn't even look like it phased him. But I agree. It looks straight out of Gran Tourismo


Kinja'd!!! Two Drink Minimum > Ci@CI, the disciple of Bangle
11/07/2014 at 11:56

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